#Quicky lube plus inc install#
#Quicky lube plus inc Patch#

Throw kitty litter on oil spill.ģ1) Crawl under car getting kitty litter into eyes. Wash drain plug in lawnmower gas.Ģ9) Discover that first quart of fresh oil is now on the floor.

#Quicky lube plus inc Patch#

Steal sand from kids sandbox to cleverly cover oily patch of ground and avoid environmental penalties.

#Quicky lube plus inc install#

$20Ģ2) Install new oil filter.(goes surprisingly well ))Ģ3) Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.Ģ5) Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.Ģ6) Realize that the drain plug is buried in a hole in the back yard along with the old oil.Ģ8) Shovel out hole and sift oily mud for drain plug. Cleverly dump oil in hole in back yard instead of taking it to LUBEPLUS to recycle.ġ9) Throw kitty litter on oil spilled during step 18.Ģ1) Drive to the Mini-Mart buy more beer. Decide to finish oil change tomorrow so you can go see his new TV.ġ8) Sunday: Skip church because 'I gotta finish the oil change.' Drag pan full of old oil out from underneath car. Drink a beer.ġ7) Buddy shows up finish case of beer with him. Cleverly hide old oil filter among trash in trash can to avoid environmental penalties. Throw kitty litter on spilled oil.ġ3) Have another beer while watching oil drain.ġ4) Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench.ġ5) Give up crawl under car and hammer a screwdriver through oil filter and twist off.ġ6) Crawl out from under car with dripping oil filter splashing oil everywhere from holes. Cuss.ġ2) Crawl out from under car to wipe hot oil off of face and arms. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.ĥ) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car.Ħ) In frustration, open another beer and drink it.ġ1) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process. LUBEPLUS | Fox Valley's Premier Fast Lube | CHANGE YOUR OWN OILġ) Wait until Saturday, drive to Fleet Farm and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree: $60.00.Ģ) Stop by Kwik Trip and buy a case of beer $20.00, drive home.Ĥ) Jack car up.